Warning: NONE of the following is in any particular order and it probably wont make any sense but- my ramblings MAY provide a bit of entertainment for you.
1- Kate Gosslin.... Gotta say- she DID drive her husband away with her hardcore bitchy behavior BUT he stuck around for it and enabled her the entire time without standing up for himself. Kate looked like the jerk in the beginning of this saga but she's appearing more saintly these days. I can't help but wonder how a 32 year old mother of 8 will go on to succesfully find love. I'm fully aware of the fact that I don't actually KNOW this woman but- it's still a sad situation. Sure, she's got a TV show and she's loaded at this point but, what's the point in having all that cash if you've got nobody to share your life with? The same thought crosses my mind when I look at Martha Stewart or Oprah. Granted, Oprah has Steadman but... COME ON... that's a hoax.
2- Publix 2-4-1's are making me fat. Seriously... I buy more blueberries and watermelon than I can possibly consume and I literally choke it down as I'm watching it spoil. I can't help myself. I can get TWO packages of blueberries for the price of ONE! I watch my "savings" ring up at the register and I glow the entire time. I'm sure I end up spending double the money but.. I still end up feeling like a winner.
3- My birthday is next month and, in my family, if you don't email links to the gifts you want- you don't get anything. I'm stumped. Any suggestions? Under $100.... Help!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Vacation... It's all I ever wanted...
Listen here.... I love my job but I'm not gonna lie.... I can't wait to blow this joint and go on vacation! I think everyone's a little antsy around this time of year. My 2009 resolution was to stop vacationing in places I've already been a thousand times. To get out there and roam the planet.... See what it has to offer. So, we set our sights on D.C. Never been. Never even thought about going. I love food, I love shopping, I love museums and culture with a tad bit of history thrown in. Right now, there are the most amazing travel specials on the web and I've become damn good at doing my research and finding good deals. Anyway, pretty psyched... Stay tuned for stories and pics.
Off on a tangent- I did something last night I've never done in my life and I'm freaked out. Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv!
In the midst of a deep sleep, I awoke around 12:45 and saw The Home Shopping Channel on my TV screen. Some guy was screaming something about a revolutionary, life changing water filtration system that I had to have. It came in white, black and now- stylish CHROME (for an additional $10). The guy promised me 20,000 gallons of the freshest, purest, cleanest water I've ever tasted in my life. At this point.... I'm wide awake, sitting up AND grabbing for the phone all while glued to the TV screen. I power through a TON of bottled water every week. I can drink like a champ and it costs me a fortune. I did some quick math and realized that, at the low, low price of $29.95+ tax and shipping, I could potentially save THOUSANDS. At least, that's what the guy was telling me. I watched him assemble the whole unit and pump out a ton of yummy water and then... I dialed. The woman on the line could tell I was in a zombie-like state and she chuckled a little when I told her I was totally awake and psyched about all the money I was gonna save after hooking this system up. She tried to upsell me on a countertop rotiserrie that had just popped up on the screen. It was "remarkably priced" at $58.99 and I was told I'd never find an offer like this again in my life. I didn't bite. I placed my order for the filtration system and promptly went back to sleep feeling awesome about my new purchase.
Let's take a vote.... Who here thinks I had ANY idea what I was doing? Don't get me wrong, I'm ALL ABOUT being hydrated and drinking crystal clear water but now I'm freaked. I'm thinking about all of the future possibilities and trouble I could get myself into in the future, while sleeping.
Off on a tangent- I did something last night I've never done in my life and I'm freaked out. Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv!
In the midst of a deep sleep, I awoke around 12:45 and saw The Home Shopping Channel on my TV screen. Some guy was screaming something about a revolutionary, life changing water filtration system that I had to have. It came in white, black and now- stylish CHROME (for an additional $10). The guy promised me 20,000 gallons of the freshest, purest, cleanest water I've ever tasted in my life. At this point.... I'm wide awake, sitting up AND grabbing for the phone all while glued to the TV screen. I power through a TON of bottled water every week. I can drink like a champ and it costs me a fortune. I did some quick math and realized that, at the low, low price of $29.95+ tax and shipping, I could potentially save THOUSANDS. At least, that's what the guy was telling me. I watched him assemble the whole unit and pump out a ton of yummy water and then... I dialed. The woman on the line could tell I was in a zombie-like state and she chuckled a little when I told her I was totally awake and psyched about all the money I was gonna save after hooking this system up. She tried to upsell me on a countertop rotiserrie that had just popped up on the screen. It was "remarkably priced" at $58.99 and I was told I'd never find an offer like this again in my life. I didn't bite. I placed my order for the filtration system and promptly went back to sleep feeling awesome about my new purchase.
Let's take a vote.... Who here thinks I had ANY idea what I was doing? Don't get me wrong, I'm ALL ABOUT being hydrated and drinking crystal clear water but now I'm freaked. I'm thinking about all of the future possibilities and trouble I could get myself into in the future, while sleeping.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
M.J. 1958-2009
I'm pretty disturbed by all of this Michael Jackson madness. There are several reasons why and I will just spew them in no particular order....
First off- Farrah Fawcett died a horribly painful PROLONGED death the very same day, just hours prior. While I feel that it's totally newsworthy that Michael Jackson suddenly died...The news media completley disrespected Farrah.
Second- Billy Mays.. While I understand the man wasn't the mogul that MJ was, he still deserved a smidge of coverage while the news of his death was breaking.
My third and final thought is this:
For all of the people who are/were standing outside of the Apollo/Neverland Ranch/wherever... Crying and paying tribute... It's a lovely notion that would probably have been best suited for Michael, himself, to witness while he was alive. I know he's got his die-hard fans and they'll remain the same but, the people who are, just now, jumping on the bandwagon... Why? The guy probably would have appriciated the love in life, versus death. I'm in no way saying he was innocent of all the molestation charges... I have no idea. We'll never know. But, it's a much nicer feeling to be appriciated while you're still alive.
First off- Farrah Fawcett died a horribly painful PROLONGED death the very same day, just hours prior. While I feel that it's totally newsworthy that Michael Jackson suddenly died...The news media completley disrespected Farrah.
Second- Billy Mays.. While I understand the man wasn't the mogul that MJ was, he still deserved a smidge of coverage while the news of his death was breaking.
My third and final thought is this:
For all of the people who are/were standing outside of the Apollo/Neverland Ranch/wherever... Crying and paying tribute... It's a lovely notion that would probably have been best suited for Michael, himself, to witness while he was alive. I know he's got his die-hard fans and they'll remain the same but, the people who are, just now, jumping on the bandwagon... Why? The guy probably would have appriciated the love in life, versus death. I'm in no way saying he was innocent of all the molestation charges... I have no idea. We'll never know. But, it's a much nicer feeling to be appriciated while you're still alive.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The birth of Marsha Mellow....
I adore all of my friends... mostly because they're all quirky and wacked like I am. This particular one...we couldn't be more opposite and I LOVE it. I strike gold everytime we talk... Oh, note the timestamp. She's totally spewing this stuff on her company time- which makes it all that much better:
MM (4:47:24 PM): so make me a promise
DEENA (4:47:44 PM): ?
MM (4:48:23 PM): i am not getting ahead of myself, but if it comes to pass that either of us marry outside of fla we will see each other at least 2-4 times a yr
DEENA (4:49:26 PM): you are TOTALLY getting ahead of yourself
MM (4:49:33 PM): i thought about not being near you and i was like geeze
MM(4:50:05 PM): the fact is one of us could be somewhere else and i want to know that my BFF will not get so busy i wont see her thats all
MM (4:50:15 PM): notice how my sister doesnt' even come up in this
MM (4:50:16 PM): lol
DEENA(4:50:30 PM): yes
DEENA(4:50:32 PM): we will
DEENA (4:50:38 PM): i love you and ill come see you wherever
MM (4:50:46 PM): excellent
MM (4:51:10 PM): i am not surprised
MM (4:51:30 PM): but when i thought about it i thought- sh$* she is wayyyyyyy down deep in my heart!
MM (4:51:31 PM): lol
MM (4:51:43 PM): ok enough of that
DEENA (4:51:47 PM): AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEENA (4:51:50 PM): mush mush mush!
MM (4:51:54 PM): it's true
DEENA (4:51:57 PM): LOVE FEST
MM (4:52:11 PM): you are a part of my soul! cant' be without your soul now can u?
MM(4:52:16 PM): yes love love love
DEENA (4:52:27 PM): muah muah muah
DEENA (4:52:34 PM): i cant handle it!
DEENA (4:52:41 PM): too much estrogen today
MM (4:52:47 PM): lol
DEENA (4:52:49 PM): my brains' gonna explode
MM(4:52:53 PM): no it won't
MM (4:53:04 PM): your soul expands for the love it receives
MM(4:53:07 PM): u are good
DEENA (4:53:32 PM): i cant handle you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY CANT! you are like a giant marshmellow person
DEENA (4:53:40 PM): oozing with gooey girly goodness
MM (4:54:14 PM): lol
MM (4:54:20 PM): i''m sorry it's how i feel
MM(4:54:23 PM): i'll stop
DEENA (4:54:24 PM): im gonna call you marsha
MM(4:54:27 PM): lol
DEENA (4:54:35 PM): marsha marsha mellow
MM (4:54:41 PM): LMFAO
MM (4:54:44 PM): ROTFL
MM(4:54:47 PM): LOL
MM(4:54:57 PM): teheehee
DEENA (4:54:57 PM): im crying
MM (4:55:03 PM): are you?
DEENA (4:55:04 PM): EFFIN' CRYING AGAIN!!!!!
DEENA (4:55:08 PM): im laughing SO hard
MM (4:55:18 PM): oh laughing crying- that's good
MM(4:55:26 PM): i was gonna blow your heart a kiss
DEENA (4:55:34 PM): thats ENOUGH of that!
DEENA (4:55:40 PM): ENOUGH
MM (4:55:43 PM): now i am messing with you
MM (4:55:45 PM): sorry
DEENA (4:56:02 PM): man up, dude
MM (4:56:03 PM): i could take you out and kick your ass
DEENA (4:56:05 PM): lol
MM(4:56:07 PM): would that help?
DEENA (4:56:14 PM): first off.. dont kid yourself
DEENA (4:56:20 PM): i know tae bo
MM(4:56:30 PM): yeah well i am agile and fast
MM(4:56:39 PM): kung fu marshmellow
DEENA (4:56:44 PM): you have those giant boobies to weigh you down, sucka
DEENA (4:56:57 PM): mini-marshmellows
DEENA (4:57:15 PM): i could run circles around you
DEENA (4:57:19 PM): like a ghostbuster
MM(4:57:28 PM): lol
DEENA(4:57:29 PM): youre marsha
DEENA (4:57:32 PM): im bill murray
MM(4:57:40 PM): yeah but wasn't she whinny
DEENA (4:57:40 PM): god. i wish i was bill murray!
MM (4:57:43 PM): why
DEENA (4:57:48 PM): MARSHA-MELLOW
DEENA (4:57:56 PM): has nothing to do with the brady bunch
DEENA (4:58:08 PM): choo choo... here comes the thought train.... GET ON!!
MM (4:47:24 PM): so make me a promise
DEENA (4:47:44 PM): ?
MM (4:48:23 PM): i am not getting ahead of myself, but if it comes to pass that either of us marry outside of fla we will see each other at least 2-4 times a yr
DEENA (4:49:26 PM): you are TOTALLY getting ahead of yourself
MM (4:49:33 PM): i thought about not being near you and i was like geeze
MM(4:50:05 PM): the fact is one of us could be somewhere else and i want to know that my BFF will not get so busy i wont see her thats all
MM (4:50:15 PM): notice how my sister doesnt' even come up in this
MM (4:50:16 PM): lol
DEENA(4:50:30 PM): yes
DEENA(4:50:32 PM): we will
DEENA (4:50:38 PM): i love you and ill come see you wherever
MM (4:50:46 PM): excellent
MM (4:51:10 PM): i am not surprised
MM (4:51:30 PM): but when i thought about it i thought- sh$* she is wayyyyyyy down deep in my heart!
MM (4:51:31 PM): lol
MM (4:51:43 PM): ok enough of that
DEENA (4:51:47 PM): AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEENA (4:51:50 PM): mush mush mush!
MM (4:51:54 PM): it's true
DEENA (4:51:57 PM): LOVE FEST
MM (4:52:11 PM): you are a part of my soul! cant' be without your soul now can u?
MM(4:52:16 PM): yes love love love
DEENA (4:52:27 PM): muah muah muah
DEENA (4:52:34 PM): i cant handle it!
DEENA (4:52:41 PM): too much estrogen today
MM (4:52:47 PM): lol
DEENA (4:52:49 PM): my brains' gonna explode
MM(4:52:53 PM): no it won't
MM (4:53:04 PM): your soul expands for the love it receives
MM(4:53:07 PM): u are good
DEENA (4:53:32 PM): i cant handle you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY CANT! you are like a giant marshmellow person
DEENA (4:53:40 PM): oozing with gooey girly goodness
MM (4:54:14 PM): lol
MM (4:54:20 PM): i''m sorry it's how i feel
MM(4:54:23 PM): i'll stop
DEENA (4:54:24 PM): im gonna call you marsha
MM(4:54:27 PM): lol
DEENA (4:54:35 PM): marsha marsha mellow
MM (4:54:41 PM): LMFAO
MM (4:54:44 PM): ROTFL
MM(4:54:47 PM): LOL
MM(4:54:57 PM): teheehee
DEENA (4:54:57 PM): im crying
MM (4:55:03 PM): are you?
DEENA (4:55:04 PM): EFFIN' CRYING AGAIN!!!!!
DEENA (4:55:08 PM): im laughing SO hard
MM (4:55:18 PM): oh laughing crying- that's good
MM(4:55:26 PM): i was gonna blow your heart a kiss
DEENA (4:55:34 PM): thats ENOUGH of that!
DEENA (4:55:40 PM): ENOUGH
MM (4:55:43 PM): now i am messing with you
MM (4:55:45 PM): sorry
DEENA (4:56:02 PM): man up, dude
MM (4:56:03 PM): i could take you out and kick your ass
DEENA (4:56:05 PM): lol
MM(4:56:07 PM): would that help?
DEENA (4:56:14 PM): first off.. dont kid yourself
DEENA (4:56:20 PM): i know tae bo
MM(4:56:30 PM): yeah well i am agile and fast
MM(4:56:39 PM): kung fu marshmellow
DEENA (4:56:44 PM): you have those giant boobies to weigh you down, sucka
DEENA (4:56:57 PM): mini-marshmellows
DEENA (4:57:15 PM): i could run circles around you
DEENA (4:57:19 PM): like a ghostbuster
MM(4:57:28 PM): lol
DEENA(4:57:29 PM): youre marsha
DEENA (4:57:32 PM): im bill murray
MM(4:57:40 PM): yeah but wasn't she whinny
DEENA (4:57:40 PM): god. i wish i was bill murray!
MM (4:57:43 PM): why
DEENA (4:57:48 PM): MARSHA-MELLOW
DEENA (4:57:56 PM): has nothing to do with the brady bunch
DEENA (4:58:08 PM): choo choo... here comes the thought train.... GET ON!!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Some schtuff....
As my brother used to say when he was a toddler... "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!!!!" Maybe I should've written sooner but I've been a bit overwhelmed with current happenings and I fall behind when it comes to jotting stuff down. As a quick update... I'll give ya the bad stuff before the good:
My fabulous friend Stacey and her family are going through some pretty trying times right now. Her mom was in a horrific motorcycle accident about two months ago and has been held at a hospital in Tampa for recovery up until now. She's stable, thank God. The silver lining in the whole situation is this: She is being transported via ambulance to a facility 10 minutes away from my house today! She should be there for an extended period of time and I'm so happy to be able to be around for Stacey to have a place to stay that is closer to her mom. Although it will be rough on her being away from her boyfriend, I'm gonna do my best to try to keep her attitude positive and her mind off of the bad stuff. The facility where Rhonda (her mom) will be living is supposed to be beautiful so, that'll be a nice change for her.
NEXT: I'm soooo excited about this one... and, I'm way late to the party. For years, I've been running into people who go to Ideal Image laser hair removal and I've always cringed with jealousy when listening to their stories about how awesome it is. It doesn't sound like a big deal but- let me tell you something ... YOU HAVE NO IDEA! Here's where I get slightly personal. I used to shave my legs every single day. ANNOYING TO THE MAX. I've only had one treatment with them and I can already skip days between shaving. It's awesome! They customize a whole hair removal package for whatever body part(s) you want treated and the whole process only takes minutes. I go there after the show, lay on a table, play on my cell phone. Zap, zap, zap... That's it. I can get both of my legs done in minutes and I'm out the door. I know this sounds like a total commercial for Ideal Image but- I truly can tell you that it IS changing my life already. I'm going on a Memorial Day cruise this weekend and I'm totally psyched to not have to pull a contortionist act in the tiny shower stall in the cabin. I'll blog about that experience when I return :)
Still to come... My Discovery Cove adventures with Mom... and all the upcoming radio station madness. It's gonna be a thick summer. Stay tuned.
My fabulous friend Stacey and her family are going through some pretty trying times right now. Her mom was in a horrific motorcycle accident about two months ago and has been held at a hospital in Tampa for recovery up until now. She's stable, thank God. The silver lining in the whole situation is this: She is being transported via ambulance to a facility 10 minutes away from my house today! She should be there for an extended period of time and I'm so happy to be able to be around for Stacey to have a place to stay that is closer to her mom. Although it will be rough on her being away from her boyfriend, I'm gonna do my best to try to keep her attitude positive and her mind off of the bad stuff. The facility where Rhonda (her mom) will be living is supposed to be beautiful so, that'll be a nice change for her.
NEXT: I'm soooo excited about this one... and, I'm way late to the party. For years, I've been running into people who go to Ideal Image laser hair removal and I've always cringed with jealousy when listening to their stories about how awesome it is. It doesn't sound like a big deal but- let me tell you something ... YOU HAVE NO IDEA! Here's where I get slightly personal. I used to shave my legs every single day. ANNOYING TO THE MAX. I've only had one treatment with them and I can already skip days between shaving. It's awesome! They customize a whole hair removal package for whatever body part(s) you want treated and the whole process only takes minutes. I go there after the show, lay on a table, play on my cell phone. Zap, zap, zap... That's it. I can get both of my legs done in minutes and I'm out the door. I know this sounds like a total commercial for Ideal Image but- I truly can tell you that it IS changing my life already. I'm going on a Memorial Day cruise this weekend and I'm totally psyched to not have to pull a contortionist act in the tiny shower stall in the cabin. I'll blog about that experience when I return :)
Still to come... My Discovery Cove adventures with Mom... and all the upcoming radio station madness. It's gonna be a thick summer. Stay tuned.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Longest, bestest weekend EVER!
Man, oh man! What a weekend!
It all jumped off Friday afternoon- dropping Ziggy off at my mom's friend Nadene's house. She's got 4 dogs and Ziggy's never been around more than one at a time. You'd have thought I dropped him off at Disney World. Needless to say, he didn't want to leave when I returned to pick him up the next afternoon... May have also had something to do with the fact that he was fed veggie burgers, cookies and matzoh bry (sp?)
Headed down to the Bank Atlantic center with mom for her big birthday present: 2nd row floor tickets to YANNI. Yep... that guy. Tell ya what... it was awesome! 25 musicians on stage through the entire show. Love it. I don't care how lame that makes me look. A good show is a good show- regardless of WHO is performing.
I'd like to elaborate on what happened during the second half of that night but I'm trying my hardest to repress it. Let's just say, you don't want to go "bar hopping" in Coral Springs.
Saturday was a mad rush... ALL DAMN DAY! Got up, had breakfast with mom, picked up the dog, drove back up to Palm Beach. Took an hour nap. Packed it up and headed BACK down to Broward for my friend Jessica's Housewarming/Happy Birthday William-Party. Didn't mind the drive... I got to see people I love- even if only for a short while. Congrats on the house, guys- if you're reading this! (But, I know you're not ;). Nobody is.
Saturday night- part two... Had to drive all the way back up to North Palm Beach to take care of something and afterwards, was in the mood to throw down! I LOVE that my friends are able and willing to do so at a moments notice... especially when that requires just heading out close to midnight. Got home around 4:30ish and slept till noon. Yay for noon! Caught some wonderful sun for a few hours and did Easter dinner at Janine's. Her family was kind enough to include me (and some other random misfits) in their festivities. Had a blast! Don't think I've laughed that hard in years.
All in all... a great Easter weekend... and I'm ready to do it all over again!
It all jumped off Friday afternoon- dropping Ziggy off at my mom's friend Nadene's house. She's got 4 dogs and Ziggy's never been around more than one at a time. You'd have thought I dropped him off at Disney World. Needless to say, he didn't want to leave when I returned to pick him up the next afternoon... May have also had something to do with the fact that he was fed veggie burgers, cookies and matzoh bry (sp?)
Headed down to the Bank Atlantic center with mom for her big birthday present: 2nd row floor tickets to YANNI. Yep... that guy. Tell ya what... it was awesome! 25 musicians on stage through the entire show. Love it. I don't care how lame that makes me look. A good show is a good show- regardless of WHO is performing.
I'd like to elaborate on what happened during the second half of that night but I'm trying my hardest to repress it. Let's just say, you don't want to go "bar hopping" in Coral Springs.
Saturday was a mad rush... ALL DAMN DAY! Got up, had breakfast with mom, picked up the dog, drove back up to Palm Beach. Took an hour nap. Packed it up and headed BACK down to Broward for my friend Jessica's Housewarming/Happy Birthday William-Party. Didn't mind the drive... I got to see people I love- even if only for a short while. Congrats on the house, guys- if you're reading this! (But, I know you're not ;). Nobody is.
Saturday night- part two... Had to drive all the way back up to North Palm Beach to take care of something and afterwards, was in the mood to throw down! I LOVE that my friends are able and willing to do so at a moments notice... especially when that requires just heading out close to midnight. Got home around 4:30ish and slept till noon. Yay for noon! Caught some wonderful sun for a few hours and did Easter dinner at Janine's. Her family was kind enough to include me (and some other random misfits) in their festivities. Had a blast! Don't think I've laughed that hard in years.
All in all... a great Easter weekend... and I'm ready to do it all over again!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I love my April fool :)
Okay, okay... I know, I don't blog enough. I'm sorry for that... though, I doubt you're crying yourself to sleep at night over it.
I have to start by stating that this month has kicked off in a fabulous way! Last year, I was asked to write a short article for Palm Beacher Magazine and I jumped at the chance. I really enjoy anything that gets me thinking "outside of the box"- how "Office Space", I know. Well, they liked my work and subsequently asked me to write for them again this year. The issue is officially in stores as of today and they even put my name on the cover of the mag, which was an AWESOME surprise! I'm not trying to pimp issues out but- it'd be super cool of you to pick one up at Barnes and Noble at some point this month ;)
ONWARD!! This conversation took place with my mom a few hours ago and I HAVE to document it FOREVER..
Background: She is OBSESSED with Rod Stewart and has been since the beginning of time. She's gotten THIS CLOSE to meeting him on a handful of occasions but it's never happened. If it ever does- good gravy- LOOK OUT, Rod.
DEENA (6:33:28 PM): what are you doing about your bday dinner? where are we going? what time? whats the deal?
MOM (6:34:43 PM): dont care where..
DEENA (6:34:57 PM): ok- going to work out... gotta interview rod tomorrow...
MOM (6:36:09 PM): f%$k u
DEENA (6:36:11 PM): what?
MOM (6:36:16 PM): really?!
DEENA (6:36:16 PM): i told you about that a month ago!
MOM (6:36:24 PM): no u didnt
DEENA (6:36:27 PM): the thing at the breakers
MOM (6:36:30 PM): for real
DEENA (6:36:33 PM): the luncheon
MOM (6:36:39 PM): what??????????
MOM (6:36:41 PM): tell me!!!!!!!!!
DEENA (6:36:48 PM): omg. why do you forget EVERYTHING i tell you?
MOM (6:37:01 PM): like u REALLY told me and i forgot this?!?!?!?
MOM (6:37:07 PM): dont be rude
DEENA (6:37:08 PM): trump. the luncheon. all those people will be there. they want me to go interview trump and rod. you don't remember this?
MOM (6:37:10 PM): i remember lots of stuff and i WOULD remember this!!
MOM (6:37:32 PM): u never mentioned it...could it be u forgot to tell me perhaps?
DEENA (6:37:38 PM): maybe. im sorry
DEENA (6:37:44 PM): why in the world would i forget though?
MOM (6:37:49 PM): the breakers in wpb?
DEENA (6:37:52 PM): yes
MOM (6:38:04 PM): just u from the show?
DEENA (6:38:08 PM): me and bill
MOM (6:38:11 PM): OMG!!!!
MOM (6:38:17 PM): thats incredible
MOM (6:38:35 PM): will patrice be there to take pics/
DEENA (6:38:41 PM): i cant keep this up...it's evil. happy april fools
MOM (6:38:44 PM): tell rod how much i love that man!!!!!!!!
DEENA (6:38:48 PM): i dont want you having a meltdown
MOM (6:38:57 PM): u f*%$&@ a$$hole....%#$&....s&$%!!!!!!!
DEENA (6:39:04 PM): LMAO!!!!
DEENA (6:39:07 PM): i HAD TO!
MOM (6:39:08 PM): im dying over here
DEENA (6:39:12 PM): im sorry
DEENA (6:39:26 PM): you cant deny it.. THAT was gold
DEENA (6:39:30 PM): i love you
MOM (6:39:32 PM): i wasnt going to tell you but ur going to have a baby sister in 7 months
DEENA (6:39:42 PM): FINALLY!!!
DEENA (6:39:46 PM): can we name her little ashley??
MOM (6:39:46 PM): im adopting
DEENA (6:39:55 PM): from malawi?
DEENA (6:39:58 PM): like madonna?
MOM (6:40:07 PM): i cant believe you
MOM (6:40:13 PM): my heart is racing
DEENA (6:40:46 PM): im very sorry. i mean it. i didnt think you would believe it at all actually
MOM (6:41:02 PM): well you ALWAYS have that .."I TOLD YOU SO" attitude
DEENA (6:41:03 PM): here.. to make it up to you.. ill give you rod's phone number
DEENA (6:41:13 PM): 561-867-5309
MOM (6:41:13 PM): shut up
DEENA (6:41:15 PM): call him
MOM (6:41:26 PM): heheheheeeeeh
MOM (6:41:30 PM): im hysterical
DEENA (6:41:34 PM): LMFAO
MOM (6:41:41 PM): im printing this iming section out
DEENA (6:41:41 PM): I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE YOOOOUUUUUU
DEENA (6:41:54 PM): yeah? well I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT
MOM (6:41:55 PM): It's going in ur baby book
DEENA (6:41:58 PM): take that
DEENA (6:42:04 PM): can i go now?
MOM (6:42:30 PM): yes...i will print this sucker right now!
MOM (6:42:33 PM): xoxoxoxo
DEENA (6:42:33 PM): xoxo
LOVE YOU, MOMS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
I have to start by stating that this month has kicked off in a fabulous way! Last year, I was asked to write a short article for Palm Beacher Magazine and I jumped at the chance. I really enjoy anything that gets me thinking "outside of the box"- how "Office Space", I know. Well, they liked my work and subsequently asked me to write for them again this year. The issue is officially in stores as of today and they even put my name on the cover of the mag, which was an AWESOME surprise! I'm not trying to pimp issues out but- it'd be super cool of you to pick one up at Barnes and Noble at some point this month ;)
ONWARD!! This conversation took place with my mom a few hours ago and I HAVE to document it FOREVER..
Background: She is OBSESSED with Rod Stewart and has been since the beginning of time. She's gotten THIS CLOSE to meeting him on a handful of occasions but it's never happened. If it ever does- good gravy- LOOK OUT, Rod.
DEENA (6:33:28 PM): what are you doing about your bday dinner? where are we going? what time? whats the deal?
MOM (6:34:43 PM): dont care where..
DEENA (6:34:57 PM): ok- going to work out... gotta interview rod tomorrow...
MOM (6:36:09 PM): f%$k u
DEENA (6:36:11 PM): what?
MOM (6:36:16 PM): really?!
DEENA (6:36:16 PM): i told you about that a month ago!
MOM (6:36:24 PM): no u didnt
DEENA (6:36:27 PM): the thing at the breakers
MOM (6:36:30 PM): for real
DEENA (6:36:33 PM): the luncheon
MOM (6:36:39 PM): what??????????
MOM (6:36:41 PM): tell me!!!!!!!!!
DEENA (6:36:48 PM): omg. why do you forget EVERYTHING i tell you?
MOM (6:37:01 PM): like u REALLY told me and i forgot this?!?!?!?
MOM (6:37:07 PM): dont be rude
DEENA (6:37:08 PM): trump. the luncheon. all those people will be there. they want me to go interview trump and rod. you don't remember this?
MOM (6:37:10 PM): i remember lots of stuff and i WOULD remember this!!
MOM (6:37:32 PM): u never mentioned it...could it be u forgot to tell me perhaps?
DEENA (6:37:38 PM): maybe. im sorry
DEENA (6:37:44 PM): why in the world would i forget though?
MOM (6:37:49 PM): the breakers in wpb?
DEENA (6:37:52 PM): yes
MOM (6:38:04 PM): just u from the show?
DEENA (6:38:08 PM): me and bill
MOM (6:38:11 PM): OMG!!!!
MOM (6:38:17 PM): thats incredible
MOM (6:38:35 PM): will patrice be there to take pics/
DEENA (6:38:41 PM): i cant keep this up...it's evil. happy april fools
MOM (6:38:44 PM): tell rod how much i love that man!!!!!!!!
DEENA (6:38:48 PM): i dont want you having a meltdown
MOM (6:38:57 PM): u f*%$&@ a$$hole....%#$&....s&$%!!!!!!!
DEENA (6:39:04 PM): LMAO!!!!
DEENA (6:39:07 PM): i HAD TO!
MOM (6:39:08 PM): im dying over here
DEENA (6:39:12 PM): im sorry
DEENA (6:39:26 PM): you cant deny it.. THAT was gold
DEENA (6:39:30 PM): i love you
MOM (6:39:32 PM): i wasnt going to tell you but ur going to have a baby sister in 7 months
DEENA (6:39:42 PM): FINALLY!!!
DEENA (6:39:46 PM): can we name her little ashley??
MOM (6:39:46 PM): im adopting
DEENA (6:39:55 PM): from malawi?
DEENA (6:39:58 PM): like madonna?
MOM (6:40:07 PM): i cant believe you
MOM (6:40:13 PM): my heart is racing
DEENA (6:40:46 PM): im very sorry. i mean it. i didnt think you would believe it at all actually
MOM (6:41:02 PM): well you ALWAYS have that .."I TOLD YOU SO" attitude
DEENA (6:41:03 PM): here.. to make it up to you.. ill give you rod's phone number
DEENA (6:41:13 PM): 561-867-5309
MOM (6:41:13 PM): shut up
DEENA (6:41:15 PM): call him
MOM (6:41:26 PM): heheheheeeeeh
MOM (6:41:30 PM): im hysterical
DEENA (6:41:34 PM): LMFAO
MOM (6:41:41 PM): im printing this iming section out
DEENA (6:41:41 PM): I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE YOOOOUUUUUU
DEENA (6:41:54 PM): yeah? well I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT
MOM (6:41:55 PM): It's going in ur baby book
DEENA (6:41:58 PM): take that
DEENA (6:42:04 PM): can i go now?
MOM (6:42:30 PM): yes...i will print this sucker right now!
MOM (6:42:33 PM): xoxoxoxo
DEENA (6:42:33 PM): xoxo
LOVE YOU, MOMS! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
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