The birth of Marsha Mellow....

I adore all of my friends... mostly because they're all quirky and wacked like I am. This particular one...we couldn't be more opposite and I LOVE it. I strike gold everytime we talk... Oh, note the timestamp. She's totally spewing this stuff on her company time- which makes it all that much better:

MM (4:47:24 PM): so make me a promise
DEENA (4:47:44 PM): ?
MM (4:48:23 PM): i am not getting ahead of myself, but if it comes to pass that either of us marry outside of fla we will see each other at least 2-4 times a yr
DEENA (4:49:26 PM): you are TOTALLY getting ahead of yourself
MM (4:49:33 PM): i thought about not being near you and i was like geeze
MM(4:50:05 PM): the fact is one of us could be somewhere else and i want to know that my BFF will not get so busy i wont see her thats all
MM (4:50:15 PM): notice how my sister doesnt' even come up in this
MM (4:50:16 PM): lol
DEENA(4:50:30 PM): yes
DEENA(4:50:32 PM): we will
DEENA (4:50:38 PM): i love you and ill come see you wherever
MM (4:50:46 PM): excellent
MM (4:51:10 PM): i am not surprised
MM (4:51:30 PM): but when i thought about it i thought- sh$* she is wayyyyyyy down deep in my heart!
MM (4:51:31 PM): lol
MM (4:51:43 PM): ok enough of that
DEENA (4:51:47 PM): AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEENA (4:51:50 PM): mush mush mush!
MM (4:51:54 PM): it's true
DEENA (4:51:57 PM): LOVE FEST
MM (4:52:11 PM): you are a part of my soul! cant' be without your soul now can u?
MM(4:52:16 PM): yes love love love
DEENA (4:52:27 PM): muah muah muah
DEENA (4:52:34 PM): i cant handle it!
DEENA (4:52:41 PM): too much estrogen today
MM (4:52:47 PM): lol
DEENA (4:52:49 PM): my brains' gonna explode
MM(4:52:53 PM): no it won't
MM (4:53:04 PM): your soul expands for the love it receives
MM(4:53:07 PM): u are good
DEENA (4:53:32 PM): i cant handle you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY CANT! you are like a giant marshmellow person
DEENA (4:53:40 PM): oozing with gooey girly goodness
MM (4:54:14 PM): lol
MM (4:54:20 PM): i''m sorry it's how i feel
MM(4:54:23 PM): i'll stop
DEENA (4:54:24 PM): im gonna call you marsha
MM(4:54:27 PM): lol
DEENA (4:54:35 PM): marsha marsha mellow
MM (4:54:41 PM): LMFAO
MM (4:54:44 PM): ROTFL
MM(4:54:47 PM): LOL
MM(4:54:57 PM): teheehee
DEENA (4:54:57 PM): im crying
MM (4:55:03 PM): are you?
DEENA (4:55:04 PM): EFFIN' CRYING AGAIN!!!!!
DEENA (4:55:08 PM): im laughing SO hard
MM (4:55:18 PM): oh laughing crying- that's good
MM(4:55:26 PM): i was gonna blow your heart a kiss
DEENA (4:55:34 PM): thats ENOUGH of that!
DEENA (4:55:40 PM): ENOUGH
MM (4:55:43 PM): now i am messing with you
MM (4:55:45 PM): sorry
DEENA (4:56:02 PM): man up, dude
MM (4:56:03 PM): i could take you out and kick your ass
DEENA (4:56:05 PM): lol
MM(4:56:07 PM): would that help?
DEENA (4:56:14 PM): first off.. dont kid yourself
DEENA (4:56:20 PM): i know tae bo
MM(4:56:30 PM): yeah well i am agile and fast
MM(4:56:39 PM): kung fu marshmellow
DEENA (4:56:44 PM): you have those giant boobies to weigh you down, sucka
DEENA (4:56:57 PM): mini-marshmellows
DEENA (4:57:15 PM): i could run circles around you
DEENA (4:57:19 PM): like a ghostbuster
MM(4:57:28 PM): lol
DEENA(4:57:29 PM): youre marsha
DEENA (4:57:32 PM): im bill murray
MM(4:57:40 PM): yeah but wasn't she whinny
DEENA (4:57:40 PM): god. i wish i was bill murray!
MM (4:57:43 PM): why
DEENA (4:57:48 PM): MARSHA-MELLOW
DEENA (4:57:56 PM): has nothing to do with the brady bunch
DEENA (4:58:08 PM): choo choo... here comes the thought train.... GET ON!!