The First Day of Fall

There's just something about it! I obsess over the fall season. I love the crisp air (when the humidity isn't kicking), pumpkin patches, stuffing, sweet potato pie, string bean cassarole with those fried crunchy lard strings on top. Although I don't like football, I'm a big fan of the high-end commercials. I love smelling and decorating Christmas trees, eating Matzoh Ball soup at my friends' parents' homes. I get all excited about the big budget movies, the Halloween costumes, the inevitable re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas and the constant airing of A Christmas Story on TBS. I always buy one of those cinnamon brooms that they sell for $3.99 at Publix, even though the scent wears off after a day or two. I get to wear boots and scarves and cozy sweaters... even though people sometimes yell "Are you kidding me?! We live in FLORIDA... there's no winter here!".

Here's the only catch about the fall season..... The Halloween costume shops. Can't handle em. The smell of latex masks hits my gag reflex and I feel like I'm about to puke instantly. Wigs creep me out. Fake blood is gross. As much as I enjoy a creative costume, I have to watch from afar. My sense of smell kicks into overdrive and it's all too much to handle.

All in all- Costume shops aside, I am SO excited for the season and I have great hope that there are good things to come for everyone. Yep. You too!

Holy ENORMOUS movie budget!!

I can't waaaaaait for this to hit theatres on February 12th! I even WROTE it on my calendar! On my PAPER CALENDAR! Betcha didn't think those existed anymore, aye?

Paula.... You HAVE to STOP!

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You've got a TON of money, honey. Take a vacation. Regroup. Even though I suspect you aren't entirely behind them...The Simon jokes aren't funny.

Chris Brown's community service in Virginia.

Don't you just wanna smack his smug little face?

Even Timbaland's getting in on the sucking action...

TIMBALAND says his next album, "Shock Value 2", was inspired by "Twilight", "True Blood", and the overall vampire hysteria that's now GRIPPING the nation.


--The first single off of his upcoming album will be a dance track but will "fit in perfectly with the popular vampire theme".

--"Shock Value 2" is scheduled to drop on November 23rd . . . The "vampire track" hits within the next few weeks...

I'm not the first person to pose this question and I LOVE Timbaland but... Who is jumping the shark here? The vampire craze or hip hop??

Another reason why I'm totally cool with Ellen being the 4th judge on Idol....

I swear, I don't hate men...

Okay, I totally understand it may look that way. I was dogging on K-Fed just a blog ago and now, here I go again. It's not that I hate men. I hate stupid, irresponsible PEOPLE. Regardless of gender. Octomom, here's lookin' at you, kid!

If you haven't seen Jon Gosselin's interview with Good Morning America, it's absolutley INFURIATING. Watch this and then we shall discuss:



As a chick who has yet to actually birth a child, I can only IMAGINE how it must feel to be Kate right now. Not because of the hurtful things he said about her. Fact of the matter is, they're both guilty of staying together for far too long. How in the world does Kate explain to their EIGHT children what daddy means when he says he "despises" mommy?! Are you effin' serious, dude?! Telling the WORLD you DESPISE your wife, the mother of your EIGHT children?! LOSER. I know that children of divorce often fall victim to hearing about their parents dysfunction... I can personally contribute to the book... but, come on! The fact that Jon is crying about being ABUSED and being a VICTIM, is amazing! There's no possible way to look more ridiculous! What do you make of all of this?