The show was contacted by an anonymous woman who claims to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. This would make her number 11... er... 12? I've actually lost count but--It was a pretty cool moment for us.
This is from RAMP Magazine:
Seems you can't swing a 9-iron these days without smacking someone who's either a) talking about Tiger Woods' recent non-golf-related exploits, or b) someone who claims to have... um... intimate knowledge of his putter. [Ed. note: Yes, we went there.] That club has now squarely smacked RAMP, so here we go: Danny, Deena & Chad, the morning troika on Palm Beach Hot AC WRMF/West Palm Beach, received an interesting call this week from yet another in an ever-expanding bevy of women who claimed to have enjoyed carnal relations with Mr. Woods. Their anonymous source, who RAMP has helpfully code-named "Sand Trap," said, "I don't have any text messages saved, but I have something else..." before dropping this bombshell: "As weird as this sounds, when he was sleeping one night, I took pictures of him naked." Okay then! Ms. Trap claims that she and her lawyer are in negotiations to sell her pics to Playgirl, but said Tiger didn't know about them and that she mainly took them to prove to her friends that Mr. Woods had, in fact... [insert clever "hole-in-one" joke here].
"She didn't give us much information on herself," PD Bob Neumann tells RAMP about the mystery caller. "Crazy, perhaps... we're not sure," he says, although he's not complaining that his station got some sweet added-value mentions from Dirty.com, the NBC affiliate in Miami and now some stupid rag called RAMP.
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