Thursday, December 10, 2009

A call from one of Tiger's mistresses...

The show was contacted by an anonymous woman who claims to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. This would make her number 11... er... 12? I've actually lost count but--It was a pretty cool moment for us.

This is from RAMP Magazine:

Seems you can't swing a 9-iron these days without smacking someone who's either a) talking about Tiger Woods' recent non-golf-related exploits, or b) someone who claims to have... um... intimate knowledge of his putter. [Ed. note: Yes, we went there.] That club has now squarely smacked RAMP, so here we go: Danny, Deena & Chad, the morning troika on Palm Beach Hot AC WRMF/West Palm Beach, received an interesting call this week from yet another in an ever-expanding bevy of women who claimed to have enjoyed carnal relations with Mr. Woods. Their anonymous source, who RAMP has helpfully code-named "Sand Trap," said, "I don't have any text messages saved, but I have something else..." before dropping this bombshell: "As weird as this sounds, when he was sleeping one night, I took pictures of him naked." Okay then! Ms. Trap claims that she and her lawyer are in negotiations to sell her pics to Playgirl, but said Tiger didn't know about them and that she mainly took them to prove to her friends that Mr. Woods had, in fact... [insert clever "hole-in-one" joke here].

"She didn't give us much information on herself," PD Bob Neumann tells RAMP about the mystery caller. "Crazy, perhaps... we're not sure," he says, although he's not complaining that his station got some sweet added-value mentions from Dirty.com, the NBC affiliate in Miami and now some stupid rag called RAMP.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Gifts That Give Back

Tired of gifting people with things they'll never use? Here's a list of 10 charitable items (a little something for everyone) that make great stocking stuffers...

1. Greeting cards -Holiday Reindeer Greeting Cards $15 for a box of 25.
100% of proceeds will benefit Ovarian Cancer Research Fund.

2. Holiday Treats For Giving Souls Hot Chocolate Trio $14.95. The
Hunger Site will donate 25 cups of food to the hungry for each trio
purchased.


3. Stocking Stuffers UNICEF Jungle Soft Toys $9 - 100% of sale proceeds
benefit the work of UNICEF


4. Gifts for Kids J.K. Rowling's newest book, The Tales of Beedle the
Bard, (on sale December 4) $12.95. Net proceeds will go to the Children's
High Level Group, which helps children in Eastern Europe.


5. Gifts for Her- JUICY Couture Canvas Tote. $55.00 100% of profits after
all related expenses benefit St. Jude Children's Hospital Research.

6. Gifts for Him Tommy Hilfiger Limited Edition Necktie $24.50. 100 %
of the proceeds are donated to Dress for Success Worldwide.


7. Secret Santa Gifts -Noodle and Boo Believe Honey Soap Bar $12. All
Proceeds go to the Raise Your Hand Campaign which is building a water
purification system in Heeraraa, Ethiopia.


8. Gifts for the Family Pet -Dog T-Shirt $26.00. 100% of proceeds go to
Love Without Boundaries A charity that helps the orphaned children in
China.


9. Employee Gifts - Gift of Hope: Night Before Christmas Mug Set.
$12.99. Every penny of profit from your Gift of Hope purchase goes
directly to diabetes research.


10. Wrapping and packaging Reusable Holiday Felt Bags Starting at $3.
100% goes to Benefit St. Jude Children's Research Hospital